{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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Howard Lewis Johnson was an American jazz musician, known mainly for his work on tuba and baritone saxophone, although he also played the bass clarinet, trumpet, and other reed instruments. He is known to have expanded the tuba’s known capacities in jazz.
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