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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
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